The dogs:
To the tune of Flanders and Swann's "GNU" song chorus:

It's a canoe. A c-nuther canoe. See us dogs c-nash our teeth at you.
It's a canoe. How'd you do? Hand carved with patience by her one-man crew.
It's a canoe. It carries *you*. Rowing down the river's what you do.
Yoked up way up high, we watch you walking by,
Oh, no, you row, you row, row a canoe!
Oh, no, you row, you row, Oh, no, you row, you row, Go row your canoe!