catsittingstill

5 veggies a day? Well, fish is a vegetable (according to the mediaevalists) and so is beaver (because it's a fish according to the Catholic church). And don't forget that chocolate is a vegetable (it comes from a bean which grows on a plant like a tree; it grows in the forest with its other tree brothers so chocolate is a vegetable you see!). And chips (which are potatoes). And, and, er, cows eat vegetables so they must be vegetables. So that's five *g*.

("Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalising animal.")