she cant do this to me

[catsittingstill]

i just found out that cat isn't going to filkontario this year [bang]  thats my BURTHDAY. she cant skip my BURTHDAY.

ITS NOT FAIR

[even if i did just find the key you can step on that makes things capitul]

she thinks shes going to stop my burthday

 i'll sho HER

Comments

[judifilksign.livejournal.com]

Be 'ware - Mimmoth's a-plott'n.

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's going on, but I can't find Ramp anywhere. If she turns up at your house, please send her home.

[randwolf.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. I hear the sounds of many little winged elephants...

(Sorry to hear you can't make it.)

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

Alas, mimmoths don't have wings. They're just miniature mammoths. But something is definitely going on around here; Ramp is missing and Ozymandias and Thag are looking just *too* innocent.

Thag

[bigbumble.livejournal.com]

Thag? I think I missed my introduction to Thag.

Re: Thag

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

When I received my birthday presents last December there was a bag that was shaking and trumpeting. When I looked inside, there was a mimmoth with long orange and black fur and large curving tusks. For several days all it would do was trumpet, unlike the other mimmoths, who talk. Now it talks, but unfortunately all it says is "thag" and sometimes "thaggity thag" in various combinations. I am waiting to see if it will learn to talk, but in the meantime I'm calling it Thag.

Thag went to GaFilk in January with the other mimmoths, but it's hard to know what he made of it.

[orawnzva.livejournal.com]

Alas, mimmoths don't have wings.

I'm sure that mad scientists are working to correct this unfortunate oversight at this very moment.

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

Thus making everybody's life that little bit more surreal.